Game Reviews

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Do you know something that is even worse than moldy pasta, foot fungus, or a spider in your oreo? Well, I could think of one and it is League of Legends, a game that has no pros, but only miles and miles of cons. First off, the game makes you deprived of imagination and creativity. Next, if you want good stuff like champions in your game, then you have got to pay extra money for the game. The league of legends community is toxic as hell as well as their map which is all dark and gloomy, it is just a world of tragedy, monotony and tears. The game is not only bad, but it is boring enough to put insomniacs to sleep. You have to grind hours and hours and hours in order to get something good, so that you want to even start to play the game. The fact that people even download this game causes their happiness to drain like a popped balloon. The game also causes people to rage which might lead to very serious cases. In summary, league of legends the worst game ever, nobody should even try it out because of the torture, pain and endless suffering that they would be experiencing.

FORTNITE IS FREAKING FANTASTIC

Can you think of something that is more brilliant than Jeff Bezos, the inventor of Amazon, or can you think of something that is more impressive than the inventor of Microsoft, Bill Gates? Well, I can, so let me introduce you to this freaking awesome game called Fortnite. The Fortnite map is a world of positivity, creativity and adventure. You can also use strategy to defeat other players so that you will be the last man standing in the map. Playing this fantastic game will enhance your happiness extraordinarily and you will have an opportunity to combat, challenge and chat with cool friends in Duos, Trios, or even Squads. Fortnite pushes your creativity miles ahead of normal with its fun building system which even allows you to make edits in the simple wall, ramp, cone, or floor they gave you. You can also choose between a huge selection of weapons and shields you are going to take in your inventory. Many parents would then argue that they don’t want violence in their children’s or teen’s games, but Fortnite has no blood or gore in it. It is cartoony and when people get defeated, they simply disappear instead of falling down with maybe an arm missing. While you are playing this significantly awesome game, you have time to unwind. After reflecting and reviewing the day in the back of your mind, this eases the process of consolidating new knowledge.